It had rained buckets a few hours earlier in the day and it was pretty messy outside.

We decided to go to bingo to pass some time away and maybe hit the JP which was in 60 numbers and had not gone yet.

After we pulled up and I dropped my wife off at the front door, I drove around back to find a parking spot, and after parking, I was trying to hurry up and wasn’t watching where I was walking and opened the back door to the hall, took about 10 steps and then WHAM, I’m laying on my back looking at the ceiling!!

Of course everyone sitting at the back of the hall saw that, and also my beet-red face when I sat up and slowly got up with some help from a nice kindly older lady…LOL.

My pants and back of my shirt were all muddy and my back was sore, but bingo lover that I am, I stayed and played for the next 2 hours, didn’t get that JP, won a few $10 games but all in all despite some pain..it was still a nice nite out with my wife!

By Keith

During the last hour of bingo, we were getting ready to play the Bonanza game and my ex-husband only needed 3 numbers for a full card right from the beginning. He must of been really excited because he forgot he had his dauber in his hand and went to wipe his forehead and when he looked at us, my sister and I both burst out laughing because he had wiped purple dauber all over his forehead!

He looked at us with a frown and I told him “Don, you have purple dauber all over your forehead!” OMG, was he embarrassed to say the least, he gave me his cards to daub while he took off to the men’s room to try to scrub it away! When he got back, he still had a slight purple stain on his forehead but it was mostly gone and I tell you, every time we rehash old bingo stories, that one always make it to the front! I wish I had my camera that night and I could of sent you all a picture of that.

Anyway, he laughed it off and made sure his dauber was on the table during the rest of the bingo that night, not in his hand, when he wasn’t using it!

Thanks alot for letting me share this hilarious bingo memory with you all!

By Stephanie L.

My sister in law was pregnant out to here at the time and this guy kept saying nasty things about unwed teen aged mothers, lol.   Linda was 26 and way married, lol.  My mother in law had an overbite and he made several nasty comments about that as well.   He picked on me about my weight, I was about 5 months along.  My other sister in law was a flawless beauty,  as well as elegant,  smart and a posessor of a great sense of humor ( I really hated her !!(JK)) well since there was nothing about Joyce that he could critisize he carried on about how vapid and empty headed attractive women could be and how they were always so lost once their beauty faded.

At the end of the evening, after the man had finaly stopped whining, (at this point he was just shooting really nasty looks at us) and well , that’s when the incident took place.    He and I were both waiting on one number. Well I went to stand up to stretch and being a clutz I managed to catch the table leg on his side and the table leg collapsed, sending this mans cards and all of the little bingo chips that were on them scattering in every direction.   Well the look on his face was pure venom and we all started laughing while we were crawling around picking the chips and cards up.   The man, when he found his voice again, (his face was quite an alarming shade of purple) jumped up and started yelling at the top of his lungs,  ”stop the bingo!! STOP IT RIG!

I want the polie called,  these dirty rotten bunch of trailor trash women just threw my cards all over the floor so that I couldn’t yell bingo before this great big fat lady!!” “I am going to sue them, call the cops!!” Needless to say, the four of us were just rolling around on the floor with tears streaming we were laughing so hard!  That’s right about the time when the bingo caller called the number I was waiting for, and I yeled BINGO!! and now this man is going to hunt me down after bingo and”gut me like a fish!!”   The bingo dudes actually came to see if I wanted to press charges! lol!  This too incensed him! Oh my!   Well when they brought my money from the bingo I split it in half and tried to give him half.   However he wasn’t going for that either, he moved quicker than I would have guessed he ever could, and slapped the money right out of my hand and sent it fluttering to the floor!   Then he started (I never dreamed I would ever use this word in a sentence but it describes him to a t) cackling,  realy cackling loudly and yelling “How do you like it you big, fat, ugly slob!!

By now, because we cannot stop laughing, and laughter can be so contageous, every man and woman in the bingo hall were also shaking with laughter.    Eventually it is time to leave, bingo is over.   The man follows us, pretty closely,  all the while muttering under his breath about these “dumb broads!!”   Just as we exited the building I turned to him and smiled very sweetly while I told him that we all enjoyed our time with him so much that we planned to return every week so we could enjoy his company over and over and don’t forget to save us some seats!

I do hope that you all got a chuckle out of my story, I worry that it looses something in the translation because it was a situation where you really had to be there. We did go back there the folowing week just for the giggles, but our sweetie pie wasn’t in attendance, one of the bingo callers came over and told us that he told him that he would never come back to this bingo hall again,  he joined the church bingo where people didn’t throw your stuff all over the floor!

Well Peeps,  that’s my story and I am sticking to it!  I did forget to mention that my next to miss america beauty of a sister in law spoke to him only once in the early stages of our delightful evening when the old dude was carring on and on and on about how we were “crowding him out, stealing his space, this is his bingo and we had no right and we dumb damn broads ought to go to our own bingo so that I can play in peace and blah, blah,blah” Well Joyce the beauty who looks like sugar would melt in her mouth finaly gets up, and points to his section of the table and yells, ” will you ever shut the hell up? what is wrong with you?  Look, there is enough space on your side of the table to land an f’ing B52!!  That was the only time that he didn’t have a come back , he just sat there stupified to hear these words flowing out of that pretty face!   This is also the point where the entire bingo hall began to enjoy the show as much as we dumb broads!

by LOIS M

by Sonia T

He has never gone back to bingo since then. I would think that would cause one to return to bingo! Lol

By Karen P

Well not thinking I would have to wear everything until intermission, I ended up sitting very uncomrtable with a big butt and my top half ended up getting in my way when I would try and daub my cards.  By the time I left my top half of the dress was of all colors from the daubers. But I did get 2nd place in the contest so it was worth the looks of players and the laughs as they looked lol.

By Melinda N

Then my grandson said too his sister as they walked away,  ”Paramount Bingo going to kill grandma!”

It was so cute cause they even new the name of the bingo site!

I’m listening to my favorite radio station which I had told her about when all of a sudden I hear my bingo name being announced on the radio. To TheREALsum1 playing bingo this morning here is a song just for you from another bingo buddy jingles.

Well it was the coolest thing. I immediatly called the radio station thanking them for the request and they put me live on the air> While I was live I, of course, plugged the bingo site, at that time, bingoblowout. I told them I wasn’t going to work that day. Just a day of bingo and music.

by Denise B

One night he decided that he was coming with me, so away we went with very little money.   When we went to buy cards, I could only spend $40.00.   When we sat down to play I felt so lost and bored with so little cards.   However, I won 6 times that night and we walked out after only one sesson because he wouldn’t stay any longer!   Of course with almost $800.00  in my pocket!!! 

So my point is that it only takes one card to win,  but I still play more when I am by myself!  :)

Kim T

I started playing online bingo 2 1/2 years ago. I’m a stay at home mom with not many neighbors or friends where we moved in Ohio. I love playing bingo online because I now have lots of friends, and can count on them to be there everyay. My family now knows when they come to visit I always have the chat room open and get caught talking more to them than to my own family. Good luck to you all and happy bingoing.

By Patti B