Bingo…..BORING?????

My husband always wondered what intrigued all of us bingo nuts to go and play bingo at the local bingo halls. So one night he asked if he could go with me and see what all the excitement was about. So I packed him a dauber and off we went. We got to the local hall and I had met up with my regular bingo buddies. So we all sat at our usual table, I sat next to my one girlfriend and we sat both our husbands next to each other, which was down near the end of the table. We started playing the games, my husband looked like he was having fun. About an hour went buy, we were into the first coverall game, when i suddenly heard this strange noise, so I looked down to the end of the table where I had sat my husband and saw him SOUND ASLEEP, snoring as loud as he could face down on his bingo cards!! By this time the other tables around us had noticed him sleeping and were now laughing hysterically. I got up and went to wake him (embarrassed but laughing)when I tapped him and when he woke up he stood up and yelled BINGO at the top of his lungs!!! By this time the entire hall was roaring in laughter because when he stood up and yelled BINGO, first of all he didn’t have the bingo, and second of all he had BRIGHT BLUE DAUBER dots on the right side of his face from sleeping on his cards!!! So after things calmed down and we were in break time, I asked him why he fell asleep, and he replied with “bingo is quite BORING”!! He has never asked to go with me again. (LOL, I wonder why??)

by Cathy Nelson